An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...