Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...