Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...