Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...