Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....