Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...