What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....