Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...