Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.