5 lbs of fat
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Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
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A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
This dog is acting bad
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An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...