You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.