Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...