Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...