Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”