Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...