After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
5 flies in the kitchen
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Food one-liners
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I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!