Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...