Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...