Computer used too long
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Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Marriage quotes 08
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Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....