Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...