Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
An Internet Christmas
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Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...