Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.