Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...