Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...