God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...