What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...