Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...