Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.