Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...