Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...