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New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
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The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...