Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...