George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...