One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...