Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...