Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...