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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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Did you see that?
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Backwards Panties
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Cow Joke
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A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
New way to herd cattle
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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...