Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!