A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...