The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...