No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...