Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...