Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...