New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...