Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...