Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...