Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...