Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...