What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Quotes of companies
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