Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...